Dating in the 21st century can be a weird and awkward thing. Apps like Facebook, Instagram and Tinder let us have more access to our crushes, and ex’s than anyone has ever had before.
And with that connection has come more and more awkward stories and experiences with people we would’ve never met without these apps, or at least, wouldn’t have been spoken about without these social media apps.
But lucky we do have these networks, and with that comes plenty of dating stories that get all too real and relatable in this day and age.
Here is collection of some of the most relatable dating tweets from twitter that get way too real.
Keep scrolling down to check out the full list.
him: your single? why?
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) May 3, 2015
2. 36 years old with two guinea pigs
Please. I am 36 and live with 2 guinea pigs.
— Noodles (@Dawn_M_) October 29, 2013
3. Here are your two options..
Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:
1. Stay together forever
2. Break up
— Spanky McDutcherson 🔸 (@thatdutchperson) October 5, 2014
4. Most relationships don’t work out because of timing..
Sometimes relationships don't work out because of timing, but most of the time it's because someone is an asshole.
— caprice crane (@capricecrane) October 17, 2011
5. Apologizing for something you said that was hilarious
Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) November 14, 2012
6. I’ll just wait in the car
[On a date and we pull into the restaurant parking lot]
"I'll just wait in the car."
— elizabeth williams (@Elizasoul80) December 29, 2014
7. Ugh, Such a double standard
Such a double standard between men & women, like when men have sex with lots of women they're "players," but when I do it I'm a "lesbian."
— Tricia (@Im_Tricia) October 4, 2011
8. Did it just become sexier in here?
*lights dim in restaurant*
DATE: did it just become sexier in here?
ME: I CAN'T SEE MY MENU
— batkaren (@batkaren) January 12, 2015
9. My ex had a really hard time moving on
my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)
— Mindy Furano (@MindyFurano) May 22, 2013
10. Tinder is the best place to find a husband.
Tinder is the best place to find a husband. Sure it's someone else's husband but there are a lot of husbands on here.
— Iniko Blue (@inikoblue) March 27, 2017
11. I’m so nervous
Him: You look tense
Me: I'm so nervous
Him: Aw. Just be you
Me: IVE BEEN HOLDING IN A FART THAT MIGHT LAUNCH ME TO CANADA
— Sufficient Charm (@SufficientCharm) June 24, 2015
12. Dating is basically data collection until..
Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don't like them
— AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) September 17, 2013
13. Trying to find that piece of hay
Dating is like trying to find a piece of hay in a needlestack
— Shea (@sheastrauss) October 23, 2016
14. What’s your emergency?
911 what's your emergency?
I FARTED ON THE FIRST DATE.
Ma'am we don't–
IT SOUNDED LIKE A BALLOON ANIMAL ASKING A QUESTION
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) May 28, 2013
15. I’ll wait a full 12 minutes after not getting a reply for 2 days
*waits 12 minutes to reply after being ignored for 2 days*
i DID tHAT honey !! he is SHOOK to the core !! a taste of his own medicine !!! pic.twitter.com/PNvQTbSSTO
— gina (@ActuallyGina) May 28, 2018
16. Just give me a sign whether i’m going to waste my time or not..
me: just give me a sign if they are going to waste my time or not please
— Omar (@ArabMuIa) November 30, 2018
17. Talking to men with zero personality.
me talking to men with zero personality pic.twitter.com/dLgrlcIiYG
— i'm hispeace (@NickNBeauty) April 22, 2018
18. What a chilling metaphor.
This bumble claw crane with no prizes is a chilling metaphor pic.twitter.com/cdcuW3eSVJ
— Hannah Murphy (@dumb_hannah) May 30, 2018
19. “i’M NoT lOokInG fOr A rElAtiOnShIp”
“i’m not looking for a relationship” but let’s do everything that a relationship consists of as i continue calling you my friend.
— 𝙻.🦕 (@_lesleyallan) September 9, 2018
20. I prefer catty-style
Him: Let's do it doggy-style
Me: I prefer catty-style
Him: oo what's tha-
Me: *already pushing him off the bed*
— schmox (@IvoryGazelle) March 20, 2018
21. Great first date idea!
first date idea: the airport. if they’re incompetent and slow in the security line you can just cut it off then and there
— ellie (@holy_schnitt) November 26, 2018
22. What do you think is worst?
Dating in your 30s seems awful but what’s the alternative? Getting married in your 20s? This is a lose lose situation
— cassandra (@jungIered) December 8, 2018
23. I wanna be loved like a catfish who won’t video chat
Why doesn’t anybody love me the way people on Catfish love strangers who won’t video chat
— Michaela Okland (@MichaelaOkla) July 11, 2018
24. Don’t know what’s worse
opened a DM picture from a man expecting it to be a dick pic but it was a poem, which is somehow worse
— rose 🦇 (@roselyddon) May 10, 2018
25. What if?
Very flattered that you tried inviting me over at two am but, now hear me out. What if you asked me on a date instead.
— Not a dime, just a Nicole (@NicoleKSchubert) July 23, 2018
26. They say that there’s plenty of fish in the see, but there’s also something else in the sea
They say there’s plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.
— ㅤChase Winiarski (@chasewiniarski) November 8, 2018
27. Gotta let the group chat know every detail
me: goes on a date
group chat: 👀👀👀👀👀👀
— james and the vagiant peach (@dopegirlfresh) July 30, 2018
What do you think about these dating tips?
Are they all too real for you, just as it is for me? Ohhh the cringe..
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