Dads are great – they love us, support us, tease us, teach us how to throw a ball and get what we want out of life.
They are also full of wildly intriguing mysterious – like why won’t they stop and ask for directions? Why do they grunt when they sit down? And why do they deny that they are sleeping when they are in fact sleeping!?
Turns out, my dad and your dad aren’t the only weirdos on the block. People are taking to Twitter to share the oddly questionable things their dad does, and the Internet is saying – “MY DAD TOO!”
Sadly, even with all the attention brought forth to these million-dollar questions, the world remains without answers.
1. Shake, pop & eat it
why do dads always shake their handful of peanuts/m&m’s etc before popping them in their mouth?
— spicy (@RyanMalicsi) November 23, 2018
Popular answer to this question? They are preventing chocolate from sticking to their skin. Any dads out there that can confirm this as truth?
2. We can make fun of this one, but in the end, we score some delicious BBQ (and I ain’t complaining!)
Why do dads take grilling so seriously?
— Sarah (@misss_jaye) May 22, 2019
3. I’m not sleeping… you’re sleeping!
4. Which brings us to this fine question…
Why do all dads sleep on the couch once they sit down
— Daniel (@smcldaniel) July 3, 2018
5. The official news watching stance
Why do dads always watch the news like this ? pic.twitter.com/kS82Y3lFmx
— MVPJ (@MVPJunkie) June 13, 2019
6. Why do dads sneeze so loud?
7. Cut the cheese
why do dads fart so much
— Fursona non grata (@femkant) October 22, 2014
8. Stop yelling!
why do dads hand write things in all caps? what are they trying to prove?
— emma 🙂 (@spicy_emma) May 8, 2019
9. Back in my day we didn’t need no GPS
Why do dads think they can out smart a gps
— sean (@SeanRauchut) October 8, 2017
My favorite (and most relatable response) to this tweet: “Same reason you see the time of arrival estimate and then try and beat it.” – @RickyHKillingIt
10. A little mold won’t kill you
Why do all dads think it's okay to eat expired food
— Shannon Dank Lee (@shannon_d_lee) January 1, 2017
11. Because they think they’re too cool for purses
Like quick question why do dads have way to thick wallets???
— Sardard (@_Sarmadmh) May 23, 2019
12. Not about wants, all about needs
Why do dads ask for the weirdest things for their birthday like no I’m not gonna get you gravel for the driveway
— Abbie (@abbiemason02) May 20, 2019
13. I’m not a regular dad, I’m a cool dad
Why do all dads think they are 20 years younger than they actually are
— fre5havo (@fre5havo) June 2, 2019
14. King of Parking
why do all dads have to back in to every parking spot. like they have to prove themselves to everybody
— rachel (@raybabay_) November 16, 2016
15. Back pain? Beer belly?
Why do dads always grunt when they sit down
— Keifer McCaw (@keifermccaw) July 8, 2018
16. Finding a parking spot takes serious concentration
why do dads turn the radio off when looking for a parking spot
— bea cim (@cimafrancabea) June 9, 2019
17. The pestering father
why do dads think it’s funny to slow down the car when you tell them you have to pee
— Caroline (@car0linehamm) May 28, 2019
Real dad response: “Why do all kids have to pee the second the car starts moving?”
18. Dad jokes on fleek
Why do dads overuse their jokes in unrelated situations ?
— Haleema (@ItsaMeema) June 11, 2019
19. Marking territory with dirty socks
Why do dads just leave their socks everywhere???
— پرژە (@PrMahmud) August 15, 2018
why do dads always answer the phone saying "yello"
— sam (@samdeverell) August 26, 2017