People Imagine What God Was Thinking When He Created Specific Things And It’s Hilarious

If you’ve ever read the Bible, then you know that the Old Testament God had a major mean streak.

The Old Testament God was petty, vindictive, vain and downright genocidally violent.

God brought havoc down on it’s creations before sending his only son to give a more heartfelt and merciful message of love and acceptance.

So with this idea in mind, twitter blew up with a bunch of tongue in cheek tweets about the most hilarious ideas they could think of just what was going on in God’s mind when he came up with a bunch of the universe’s creation.

From animals, to the planets and the little rapscallions he put on earth called humans, these are some of the most hilarious wicked tweets of just what these people think went on in the mind of God when going through his creative process. (Facebook cover image: Charlie Day)

1. Spiders

matt___nelson

2. Parrot

NewDadNotes

3. Poor Centipede

ArfMeasures

4. At least Corgis are incredibly cute.

NewDadNotes

5. The wonderful ocean

themiltron

6. Oh adam.. can’t name all the birds like this.

Shen_the_Bird

7. The wonderful creation of humankind…

woodmuffin

8. tHeY dOn’T LiKe ThAt MiLk

thedad

9. Why Ants if you’re just going to make anteaters?

diet-tampon

10. Where do I go to the bathroom? On land or something?

NewDadNotes

11. Yes God, why would you do something like that?

NewDadNotes

12. Make it’s puke delicious..

themiltron

13. A big ole space rock..

NewDadNotes

14. So another mammal?

roxiqt

15. God’s first animal

thetits

16. Soo many frogs..

roboticcrab

17. Don’t like this butterfly’s attitude

NewDadNotes

18. Tiny Swimming Saxophones

PaperWash

19. You ok buddy?

PaperWash

20. Yeah no, I heard it when I said it.

NewDadNotes

21. Hates things on counters..

teeroy99

22. Kangaroo

ginadivittorio

23. Ostrich 

ginadivittorio

24. But SOOOO Strong..

roboticcrab

25. Owls

R_P_Nunes

26. A chair that can run

ArfMeasures

27. Dogs

david8hughes

28. From tiger straight to guinea pigs

ginadivittorio

29. First instinct..

Mostly_Cheese

30. What the hell, put them in the ocean..

swan_hillary

Which creation story is your favorite? Do you have any good ones?

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