Kids are the light of their parents life and the future of our world.
Their innocence is a wonder to behold through the adults eyes with all the baggage we carry and the seriousness that has been drilled into our minds through years of school and work.
But kids still have that lightness about them that give them the power to say some of the most hilarious things that will catch you off guard.
Because it’s something you’d never expect a regular person to say.
Often times we look at life way too seriously.
There can be a lot to learn from these children’s hilarious responses to life.
Continue to scroll down and enjoy the wonder and joy that is the child like mind.
1. What you should say when they ask your name.
She looks so sweet but today a woman asked her what her name was and she replied “Buttcrack” so. pic.twitter.com/09qB43vhWj
— Megan (@megan__coe) May 1, 2018
2. To my oldest Mommy
When Bea was 3:
3yo: I love u the mostest.
Me: I love u my tiniest baby.
3yo: I love u my oldest Mommy. My fossil Mom. You are a fossil.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) October 24, 2016
3. I feel this kid’s words so much
Most inventors are smart, but not the person who invented homework. They are the worst of all the inventors.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) June 15, 2016
I agree 7 year old.
The homework inventor is the worst of all the inventors.
4. Really, what’s the difference?
The Girl: Why would someone dress like a hamster?
Me:…. Do you mean hipster?
Girl: What's the difference?
— Ponies and Martinis (@PonyMartini) September 24, 2015
This little girl speaks the truth.
5. Just asking..
4yo: What happens if your phone goes in the potty?
4yo: Never mind.
— Stephanie Jankowski (@CrazyExhaustion) September 2, 2015
6. You have the right mindset kid..
just overheard this 10 year old kid at work say “I’m just going to marry myself so I can get a ring and a fancy dress”. She’s on the right track.
— ⅇryn (@emacthadon) June 22, 2018
This little girl is definitely on the right track.
7. Capri Suns would be cool..
My 5 yo after I explained the concept of breastfeeding: "can you squeeze Capri Suns outta those things or just milk?"
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) January 23, 2016
8. Hahaha.. Wow.
I was arguing with my husband and my son screamed "yay! TWO christmases!" from the other room.
— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) May 6, 2017
9. Was it in color?
The kids I nanny asked why I wanted to see Incredibles 2 and I said because the first one came out when I was a kid
and they really asked ….
If it was in color
— Kirsten Pritchett (@kirstenabigail2) June 22, 2018
And how far in the snow did you have to walk to the movie theater to see it?
I heard it only cost a quarter.
10. Of course not. There are force fields around it.
my nephew has a new classmate from Zimbabwe and upon discovering that Zimbabwe is in Africa (these kids are 6), the first thing everyone asked him is if he'd been to Wakanda. His reply: "no, there are force fields around it"
— Rawan (@rawan) March 13, 2018
Pshh. Didn’t those kids see the movie?
Did they forget about the force fields?
11. That must really hurt coming from a three year old. Ouch
Me: *sings along to radio*
3yo: why don't you let it sing all by itself?
— Melissa McCartney (@ToastyGiraffe) November 26, 2016
12. Why do kids have to be so hilarious, but devastatingly mean sometimes. Wow lol
I asked my 6year old son if he'll visit me when I'm old. He told me to get a Life Alert bracelet instead. ?
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) September 23, 2017
13. That’ll show her!
My 2yo said she is a grown up. I told her she isn't, that she is a toddler. She replied, "No, I'm a grown up. I'm going to touch knives."
— jess ⚪️ (@jessokfine) June 29, 2015
So that’s what being grown up means? It all makes so much more sense now.
Thank you oh wise 2 year old.
14. Obviously it’s the dad’s fault
dad: "come on, you guys are LATE!!!!"
11yo: "you should have started YELLING at us earlier!"
— dadmissions (@Dadmissions) June 30, 2016
If you wanted them to be on time, you should’ve started yelling at them a lot earlier dad!
15. Wow that’s really saying something about the upcoming generation..
My friend's toddler babbled "don't forget to subscribe" as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means "goodbye"
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) May 6, 2017
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16. Can’t argue with that logic
Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat?
Me: Probably like 90%
D: So it's 10% balls?
Me: *spits out food*
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) January 3, 2016
17. He just blew that little kids mind!
As I'm walking in the house the kids outside ask if it's somebody's birthday because I have balloons in my hand. I say "No, I just wanted balloons" and the little girl says " you can do that?!"
— Ma$on (@FirstGentleman) May 16, 2018
18. Show those kids your cat right meow!
children are so strange i just had seven (7) young boys on my front porch demanding to see my cat. they had a leader. i opened the door and before i could greet them he said “where’s your cat. i know he’s in there we see him in the windows and he’s real fat.” idk what to do here
— ari (@wasteIandbaby) April 14, 2018
10: Mom what's a metaphor?
Me: My life is a train wreck.
10: I know Mom, but what is a metaphor?
— Sardonic Tart (@SardonicTart) December 12, 2014
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